HELP ME I CANT BREATH LIAM AND ZAYN RIPPED OFF HARRY’S SHIRT TOGETHER
IT WAS TEAMWORK
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I AM GOING TO DIE.
…nothing is the same until you know that they have found you ♪
(Source: awkwardgleek, via newyorkshows)
| Mom: | Go clean your room. |
| Me: | no |
| Liam Payne: | Go watch a bunch of ghetto songs because I say so |
| Me: | OK MASTER |
| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN |
no forreal tho the kids on xbox live are brutal i got on there once and was called like 20 different names i cannot repeat on the internet
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I just realized I will never be able to go to a midnight premiere of a Harry Potter movie ever again.

| Girl 1: | My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans. |
| Girl 2: | My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket. |
| Me: | My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD. |
onedirectiontomychamberofsecrets:
examples that prove being a fangirl works
- Ginny Weasley
- Kate Middleton
- Peeta Mellark
are you ever just slapped with the realization that you grew up to be vicky
admit it
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
(Source: robosexualginger, via jamesloveslily)